your moms like a big mac…full of fat and worth 1 dollar
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her [...]

Any ideas on what other props I can use or other ideas? So far I am wearing a cheap tacky jacket, with short khakis and golf shoes, with a wig and cigar and golf club. What else could I do?

Why do people say that preppy is Abercrombie, Hollister, Aeropostale, and American Eagle?
I’m a prep and I feel offended. All of the preps that I know wear Sperrys, khaki pants, polo shirts, ribbon belts, chino shorts, North Face jackets, etc. They shop at J Crew, Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers, etc. They go [...]

Okaaay!
I have the following left to pay for for the wedding that is September 6th.
DJ- $200
Minister-$200
Marriage license- $100
Bridal party gifts (4 of them) $150
candy buffet (instead of favours) $150
groomsmen golfing morning of wedding- $100
wedding bands- $300
clothing for our kids to wear to wedding- $125
rehersal dinner night before for close family/friends- $250
Hair/makeup- $100
thank you cards for [...]

I’m a little creeped out by it:
Hello Super Sexy Elbows Grimey,
You have received a message from another user!
From: Do it on the golf course!
Subject: oh! Frank!
Message: It’ me! Edna Krabappel!
Take your cape and tie me up you stud muffin!
I want to ride you bareback and have you scream my name and hit me with your [...]

Albert brought home the old nag from the pub this evening and expected me to cook them dinner. This ‘woman’ works behind the bar and has a face like it’s gone on fire and been put out with a golf shoe. I served up some bangers & mash for us all, and she [...]

Any ideas on what other props I can use or other ideas? So far I am wearing a cheap tacky jacket, with short khakis and golf shoes, with a wig and cigar and golf club. What else could I do?

..too cheap to spend 50 or more bucks on a real pair of golf shoes, since I only golf 1-2 times a year, but the soccer cleats they sell at Wal Mart look like they’ve got good bite to them, and they’re $20.

Nothing to expensive but something I could use maybe once a month. I know sometimes you get what you pay for so I don’t want to be too cheap. Thanks.

I have been thinking about buying new shoes, and I’ve been playing for almost a year now. Just wanted to know why its so important, if its a necessity in playing golf, and what shoe brands are cheap and worth buying. Thanks!